|—||Old DnD proverb (via mydnd)|
|—||Catfolk Oracle’s response to meeting PC party member’s silver dragon relative. Has since bears the title ‘Hugger of Dragons’, of which she has hugged 2. (via outofcontextdnd)|
Elf Wizard: Rock, Paper, Scissors, BURNING HANDS!
"I’m not going to make you roll to put up a fucking craigslist ad."-DM
|—||party member explaining his Fire Elemental character, (via outofcontextdnd)|
AD&D breaking the 180° rule
- DRAGONSTRIKE VHS 1993
Phone lowers the quality, I’ll have to post this on the computer some time.
|—||our inebriated rogue after multiple failed attempts to high five another character (via outofcontextdnd)|
- Artist: Mark Tedin
- Card Name: Winter Orb
- Card Number: no 408
- Card Text: Players can’t untap more than one land during their untap steps.
- Community Rating: 4 to 4.99
- Converted Mana Cost: 2
- Expansion: Fifth Edition
- Flavor Text: “When once winter has ahold, Not willingly does she withdraw her icy touch, wistfully caressing— The deepened air sleeps its cold.” —Aline Corralurn, “Late Thaw”
- Mana Cost: 
- Rarity: Rare
- Types: Artifact
The many deaths of Bob the Fighter
I assure you, when I roll up a sorcerer, it is in fact because I want to magically murder stuff.