So You're In A Tavern
Are you like dead dead or just down?
Old DnD proverb (via mydnd)
Can I hug him?
Catfolk Oracle’s response to meeting PC party member’s silver dragon relative. Has since bears the title ‘Hugger of Dragons’, of which she has hugged 2. (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd:

Elf Wizard: Rock, Paper, Scissors, BURNING HANDS!

outofcontextdnd:

"I’m not going to make you roll to put up a fucking craigslist ad."-DM

nerd-flirt:

You must be a cleric because your body is devine.
See more D & D pick up lines [here].

nerd-flirt:

You must be a cleric because your body is devine.

See more D & D pick up lines [here].

When your GM says “Let’s use my homebrew system instead.”
He’s kinda like Groot, but you know, on fire.
party member explaining his Fire Elemental character, (via outofcontextdnd)

ian-mckinney:

AD&D breaking the 180° rule

- DRAGONSTRIKE VHS 1993

sassafrasbadger:

Phone lowers the quality, I’ll have to post this on the computer some time.

sassafrasbadger:

Phone lowers the quality, I’ll have to post this on the computer some time.

Can I attempt to high five his foot?
our inebriated rogue after multiple failed attempts to high five another character (via outofcontextdnd)
rnoxen:

Artist: Mark Tedin
Card Name: Winter Orb
Card Number: no 408
Card Text: Players can’t untap more than one land during their untap steps.
Community Rating: 4 to 4.99
Converted Mana Cost: 2
Expansion: Fifth Edition
Flavor Text: “When once winter has ahold, Not willingly does she withdraw her icy touch, wistfully caressing— The deepened air sleeps its cold.” —Aline Corralurn, “Late Thaw”
Mana Cost: [2]
Rarity: Rare
Types: Artifact

rnoxen:

  • Artist: Mark Tedin
  • Card Name: Winter Orb
  • Card Number: no 408
  • Card Text: Players can’t untap more than one land during their untap steps.
  • Community Rating: 4 to 4.99
  • Converted Mana Cost: 2
  • Expansion: Fifth Edition
  • Flavor Text: “When once winter has ahold, Not willingly does she withdraw her icy touch, wistfully caressing— The deepened air sleeps its cold.” —Aline Corralurn, “Late Thaw”
  • Mana Cost: [2]
  • Rarity: Rare
  • Types: Artifact
ddemotivators:

The many deaths of Bob the Fighter

ddemotivators:

The many deaths of Bob the Fighter

rpg-posters:

I assure you, when I roll up a sorcerer, it is in fact because I want to magically murder stuff.